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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsConverting human empathy into line items is a dying art form.
Expert in turning lukewarm leads into awkward silence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No warmth, just perfect closing metrics.
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triggers automatic discounts to force immediate closures
You track leads through a CRM, run discovery calls, and pressure prospects to sign long-term enterprise software contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a prospect is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts scraping your CRM to learn your closing patterns.
Month 4
Automated agents send follow-ups that sound more human than you.
Month 8
Synthetic voices conduct discovery calls that identify pain points instantly.
Month 13
Negotiation logic modules handle contract terms without needing a human.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the revenue funnel becomes fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99 percent
Pipeline churn probability
3 seconds
Average sales pitch duration
100 percent
Human emotional fatigue
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says Open To Being Automated.
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