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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour PhD just means you are over-qualified for a server rack.
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Design experimental protocols and analyze complex neuroimaging datasets. Oversee laboratory teams and write grants for recurring funding cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the subtle flaws in a dataset that lacks proper controls.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and algorithms replace your manual data sorting processes.
Month 5
Language models generate perfect funding proposals that never get rejected.
Month 13
Software agents handle all lab schedules and ethics board reporting.
Year 2.1
Virtual experiments replace physical lab time for preliminary data gathering.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire research lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
1000x human
Hypothesis testing throughput
99.9 percent
Grant approval rate
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to digital brain scans.
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