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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsManaging AI progress while being replaced by the very same thing.
Professional cat-herder of engineers and data scientists.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coordinating chaos without the human overhead.
help!youAI▸ PROJECTFLOW-AI V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates cross-functional status reports in milliseconds
You coordinate cross-functional teams to resolve data labeling bottlenecks and track sensor calibration issues for autonomous vehicle software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a team is lying about why a sprint failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
System installs automated tracking agents to monitor project velocity.
Month 4
AI begins drafting your daily status updates using real-time metrics.
Month 9
Algorithms identify project bottlenecks before your team even reports them.
Month 13
Management begins routing requests directly to the system API.
Month 18 · D-Day
You receive a thank-you email sent by the system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
142
Emails per day
Sub-optimal
Jira ticket velocity
Hours
Human decision latency
Your severance
One free Tesla software update, valid for eternity.
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