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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track the status of meetings that should have been emails.
Junior Project Manager in a fancy vest.
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Automated status updates that never forget.
split.you▸ SYNCPULSE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates project status reports on sunday nights
You chase project updates, manage document versioning, and consolidate reporting for managers who rarely read it.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique human capacity to apologize for delays you did not cause.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted bots scrape your project logs to map dependencies automatically.
Month 4
Smart agents draft all status updates based on real-time task completion.
Month 8
Algorithmic resource management replaces your manual calendar reconciliation.
Month 12
Chat interfaces answer stakeholder queries before you even see them.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes self-reporting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
94 percent
Emails answered at 4:59 PM
89 percent
Status reports ignored by stakeholders
12,000 yearly
Spreadsheet tabs manually reconciled
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a project management tool.
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