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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Project Support Specialist jobs? · Latest report #jb9ffgr4
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheet updates are just slow motion data entry for us.
Professional nagging expert and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Chasing statuses without the awkward human feelings.
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nag stakeholders until they finally update tickets
You track tasks and chase status updates on projects. Soon, a script will ping humans until they reply.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique social grace to nag your boss without being fired.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Bots replace manual email reminders with persistent notifications.
Month 4
Folders auto-organize themselves based on project naming metadata.
Month 8
Live data feeds pull updates directly from the source.
Month 11
AI creates and summarizes status reports instantly each week.
Month 18 · D-Day
The spreadsheet interface is removed; you are officially retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
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Emails sent daily
4 days
Status update latency
0.1%
Coffee-induced errors
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