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November 1, 2028
In 2 yearsMeasuring rooms for a machine that already has the digital blueprints.
Professional contract wrangler and structural skeptic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total building oversight without the human footprint.
bzzt.youAI▸ SITESCAN SENTINEL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
scans buildings for structural fatigue in seconds
You visit buildings to assess repair needs and draft renovation contracts. Then you babysit the contractors until completion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a contractor is lying about why the plumbing failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Drones create 3D models so you never have to visit.
Month 6
AI writes your repair specs by reading historical building data.
Month 12
Smart contracts replace your manual contract administration and drafting duties.
Month 16
Sensors and high-def cameras detect snags without your boots.
Year 2 · D-Day
The site manages itself and you become a historical footnote.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 per day
Coffee during inspections
12 per project
Contract revisions needed
60 percent
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A laser-measured keychain and a digital handshake.
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