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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMillions in funding managed by a human, but soon by an API.
Expert at wrangling data that nobody actually reads.
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Budget precision without the overhead.
toast.youAI▸ PROJECTFLOW-AI V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates status reports before they are requested
You track project timelines and technical milestones for high-budget research. Automation is coming to audit your spreadsheet reality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a scientist is lying about their project's progress in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents pull project data directly from your messy local files.
Month 4
Algorithms write the status reports you usually spend hours drafting.
Month 8
Sensors and software track budget and milestone drift in real-time.
Month 12
Persistent bots nag researchers for updates until they comply.
Month 18 · D-Day
The assistant role is archived and replaced by the central controller.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2
Spreadsheet errors per week
1800
Minutes spent in status meetings
12
Files lost in folders
Your severance
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