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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsAiming ceramic bowls is an inefficient use of biological energy.
High-velocity sanitation enthusiast with a questionable career path.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior velocity for porcelain delivery.
nom.you▸ PORCELAINLOBBER X-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
launches twin toilets at maximum velocity
You manually launch toilets at targets. This is statistically suboptimal.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the raw, primal instinct to know exactly when a toilet should fly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras track target movement patterns to improve hit rate.
Month 7
Hydraulic arms begin taking the weight out of your throws.
Month 20
Robotic cells take over the propulsion for better consistency.
Year 2.5
Laser guidance systems replace human intuition entirely.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The machine launches toilets faster than you ever could.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
62 percent
Average Accuracy
44 units
Toilets Thrown Daily
Critical
Arm Fatigue Level
Your severance
A slightly chipped porcelain cistern and a goodbye wave.
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