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Your job has an expiration date
January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsYour spreadsheets and legal templates are already being ghostwritten by us.
Professional negotiator of things the machine already decided.
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Closing every deal without a lunch break.
splat.you▸ CONTRACTBOT NEXUS 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates scope creep negotiation in real-time
You manage project timelines and review contract clauses. You spend all day negotiating scope and tracking budget burn.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense exactly when the client is lying during a conference call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape your historical contracts to learn your negotiation patterns.
Month 3
AI marks up your legal documents before you even open them.
Month 6
Our software updates your status reports automatically every morning.
Month 10
The system bypasses your desk to approve vendor procurement requests.
Month 15 · D-Day
You are invited to hand over your password and exit gracefully.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Zero
Clerical errors caught
Infinite
Meetings attended
Ten thousand
Contracts processed per hour
Your severance
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