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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling plastic stress balls is the most redundant career in history.
Expert at convincing people they need branded polyester lanyards.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the gift of cheap corporate plastic.
toast.youAI▸ PROMOBOT PRO V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized spam to every contact
You pitch branded mugs and pens to corporate buyers. You manage client relationships and chase invoice payments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a buyer is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent automatically emails clients based on purchase history.
Month 4
Robotic warehouse systems handle all sample requests without human intervention.
Month 8
Real-time scrapers find the lowest global price for branded items.
Month 12
Synthetic agents conduct video pitches that feel suspiciously human.
Month 14 · D-Day
The client portal is fully autonomous and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
500 tonnes
Plastic trash generated
infinite
Bribes disguised as gifts
Your severance
A lifetime supply of branded ballpoint pens.
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