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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou organize spreadsheet chaos before the software does it for you.
Oracle EBS gatekeeper and master of the CIP spreadsheet.
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You track capital project assets and manage the Oracle module for asset depreciation and audit reporting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to auditors with a straight face during a manual review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your access to Oracle configuration settings is restricted to read-only mode.
Month 5
Software agents now verify every CIP entry against receipts automatically.
Month 10
Audit reports are generated by scripts before the analysts even wake.
Month 15
The team processors are replaced by direct database input streams.
Month 19 · D-Day
The Oracle module runs itself and your login credentials are deleted.
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Savings: 95.6%
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