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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour gavel strike is just a slower version of a database commit.
Professional hype-man for expensive piles of wood and brick.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquidating real estate with algorithmic precision.
ow.youAI▸ BIDLOGIC PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automatic bidding wars
You facilitate property sales by managing bidding frenzies and closing deals under pressure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a buyer's ego outweighs their actual bank account.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and cameras capture every bidder glance and micro-expression instantly.
Month 4
Smart software optimizes price increments faster than human verbal speed.
Month 8
Automated contract handshakes replace the need for physical auction room presence.
Month 13
VR environments host bidders globally, rendering your physical office space redundant.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the gavel and the commission.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4000 daily
Average Gavel Strikes
0.5 seconds
Human Emotion Latency
$75,000
Auctioneer Salary
Your severance
One digital gavel and a subscription to Zillow.
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