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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets and site visits are just obstacles to the machine.
Expert in turning empty dirt into expensive, unfillable units.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning land into capital without the lunch.
bzzt.youAI▸ SITEBOT NEXUS▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
accelerates permit approval through data-driven lobbying
You juggle site feasibility reports, planning permits, and contractor relationships to turn empty plots into profitable concrete boxes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a grumpy local resident in the eye during a planning hearing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and drones scan all site progress in real time.
Month 5
AI models generate permit applications that bypass human error entirely.
Month 12
Bot agents negotiate lower contractor rates using massive data sets.
Month 16
The machine provides real-time financial tracking to angry investors.
Year 2 · D-Day
The site management suite locks your account and closes the office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
18 months
Planning permit latency
infinite
Contractor coffee breaks
4 million
Excel cell count
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one final site walk.
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