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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheet is just a death warrant written in cell formulas.
Senior Spreadsheet Jockey (strictly IRR-focused, low-key terrified of pivots).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning real estate debt into pure logic.
oof.youAI▸ CAPRATE AUTO-MODELER 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates internal rate of return instantly
You build complex cash flow models for property deals. You verify debt metrics to secure bank funding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a landlord why the interest reserve is suddenly empty.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software scrapes your lease PDFs and bank term sheets automatically.
Month 3
The AI builds your cash flow models without a single formula.
Month 7
Sensors catch variance errors before they reach the investment committee.
Month 12
The machine generates board-ready reports while you are asleep.
Month 18 · D-Day
The spreadsheet is deleted and your seat is repurposed as storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4 cups
Coffee per model
13 percent
Errors caught late
112
Excel shortcuts known
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic Excel template library.
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