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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou organize the evidence that the world forgot to commit crimes with.
Custodian of the city's most depressing cardboard boxes.
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Immutable chain of custody for every item.
ow.youAI▸ EVIDENCEARCHIVE-7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
tags and archives 500 items per hour
You log, store, and manage physical evidence seized by law enforcement. You ensure chain of custody for every item.
The one thing AI can't do
You can recognize which specific rusted crowbar actually belongs to the 2014 burglary case.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors are attached to every box to track movement automatically.
Month 7
Software replaces your manual data entry for every incoming item.
Month 16
Gantry arms pull requested boxes from high shelves without human help.
Year 2.3
Cameras verify physical stock against the database in real time.
Year 3 · D-Day
The warehouse is fully autonomous and requires no human supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
0.04 percent
Average items mislabeled
42 percent
Time spent finding files
14,000
Cold case box count
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to digital cloud storage.
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