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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsMoving cardboard boxes between buildings is not a high-level strategic operation.
Professional box-mover for the municipal police department
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Automated logistics for sealed asset transport
stretchy.youAI▸ CHAINOFCUSTODY-BOT V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
authenticates evidence seals with high-res scans
You log, bag, and drive bags of evidence between police stations and secure long-term storage facilities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a plastic evidence bag seal has been tampered with by hand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Smart tags on evidence bags replace your manual clipboard logs.
Month 5
GPS routing removes your need to pick the best street.
Month 12
Self-loading lockers accept evidence without human supervision.
Month 18
Robotic shuttles manage the physical transit between city nodes.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked as the system becomes autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero per year
Chain of custody errors
Too many
Coffee breaks taken
Instant
Average transit time
Your severance
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