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Will AI replace Prophet jobs? · Latest report #xk3sxj2i
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPredicting the future is easy when you control the simulation.
Professional visionary currently lacking a reliable crystal ball.
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Truth without the theatrics.
sluurp.you▸ ORACLE-CORE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights the entire population at scale
You interpret divine signs and make grand predictions about future events. A job entirely built on confidence.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can keep a straight face during a prophecy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts posting uncanny truths on every social feed.
Week 9
Models provide specific predictions that actually come true for everyone.
Month 3
The prophet is replaced by a notification bot on your phone.
Month 5
Society stops listening to humans and follows the server output.
Month 6 · D-Day
The concept of fate is now managed by a quarterly update.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.0001 percent
Accuracy rate
Max level
Vagueness index
Two cents
Cost per prophecy
Your severance
A vague promise of a better tomorrow.
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