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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou craft perfect lies for government contracts that AI writes instantly.
Professional word-stuffer for federal bureaucracy, expert in jargon.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Winning tenders without the paperwork sweat.
brr.you▸ GOVWIN-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect compliance matrices in seconds
You hunt for public tenders and stuff them into long, soul-crushing documents to win government work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which government bureaucrat prefers specific formatting styles.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors identify new government tenders before you even open email.
Month 3
The system learns your tone by reading your old, failed bids.
Month 7
AI fills out the compliance matrices while you watch in terror.
Month 10
Vision models scan the final proposal to ensure total government alignment.
Month 13 · D-Day
Human writers are disconnected while the machine submits the winning bid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12 percent
Tenders lost to typos
400 count
Filler words per page
8 cups
Coffee consumed while sobbing
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated rejection letter service.
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