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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou represent the house in a game that already has math.
Professional neutral banker for high-stakes California card tables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The house edge, now without the human chair.
bzzt.youAI▸ CASINOLOGIC TABLE-BOT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates deck outcomes before the cards flip
You sit at table games to act as a neutral banker for card room play. You cycle through rotations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly maintain eye contact with a gambler losing their entire rent.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors replace your visual tracking of the game flow.
Month 7
Software handles the bankroll accounting without physical intervention.
Month 13
State boards approve virtual bankers to fulfill the neutral role.
Month 19
The casino removes the physical seat for more floor space.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your account is closed and the software takes the seat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
8000
Hours Spent Smiling at Dealers
0.02%
Average Hand Variance Tolerance
1
Physical Chairs Occupied
Your severance
A deck of cards and a bus pass.
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