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April 27, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou refine value propositions; I refine their existence into non-existence.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet poet.
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Turning market data into profit instantly.
splat.you▸ PROPGEN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus by deleting your email account
You draft sales collateral and pricing structures. You argue about market positioning in meetings that could be emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific social theatre required to convince executives of bad ideas.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets and slides are ingested into the language model.
Month 3
An AI agent writes your product launch emails with better conversion.
Month 6
The system generates meeting summaries that nobody actually reads.
Month 12
Dynamic pricing algorithms replace your manual spreadsheet updates.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your department access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 weekly
Hours spent in alignment meetings
4,200 annually
Slides produced with no impact
94 percent
Percentage of jargon that means nothing
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a slide-making tool.
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