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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour gut feeling is just a laggy neural network waiting for retirement.
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executes six thousand trades per second
You monitor order flow and volatility to execute manual intraday scalps. The firm pays for your screen time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the office floor atmosphere shifts before the data shows a crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin logging your manual entry patterns for predictive training.
Month 4
Algorithms handle your routine scalping while you watch the screen.
Month 8
Model-driven alpha generation replaces your proprietary trading intuition entirely.
Month 13
The risk management unit takes full control of your capital allocation.
Month 13 · D-Day
You pack your personal effects while the server rack does your job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
200ms
Average human latency
3 microseconds
Machine latency
high
Emotional volatility
Your severance
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