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Will AI replace Prosector jobs? · Latest report #yzhypdnr
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou are just a very expensive, slower version of a circular saw.
Dissecting the past while you await your own retirement.
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Precision slicing for the deceased
blub.you▸ AUTOPSY-GEN 4.0▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
digitizes organ structures in three dimensions
You dissect bodies to study disease and determine cause of death. You translate messy anatomy into sterile reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can recognize subtle patterns in tissue texture that sensors haven't learned to categorize yet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lasers map every internal organ before you even pick up a knife.
Month 10
Sensors listen to your notes and fill out digital forms automatically.
Year 2.1
A robotic arm performs the routine incisions while you watch monitors.
Year 3.1
AI identifies pathology during the dissection without waiting for slides.
Year 4 · D-Day
The gantry does the entire autopsy while you file for unemployment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.1 microns
Average Incision Precision
400x human
Report Generation Speed
0 percent
Boredom Fatigue Rate
Your severance
A blunt scalpel and a heartfelt note.
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