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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPolishing the donor database while the actual wealth evaporates into algorithms.
Database shepherd, spreadsheet architect, and professional professional-requester.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning legacy data into automated capital campaigns.
bzzt.youAI▸ DONORFLOW OPTIMIZER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters alumni donor potential in real-time
You track donation potential and manage prospect pools using CRM databases and wealth-screening software to segment alumni lists.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decipher why a wealthy alum is actually angry at the university.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scripts automatically purge and update your messy donor CRM records.
Month 4
Predictive models replace your subjective intuition on which donors to pursue.
Month 8
The system assigns leads to fundraisers based on real-time engagement data.
Month 13
Generative agents write all donor briefing memos without your input.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes the final campaign.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.2 percent
Wealth screening accuracy
0.001 seconds
CRM entry latency
Infinite
Coffee breaks eliminated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the university alumni newsletter.
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