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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsStalking high-net-worth individuals for spare change is a database sorting error.
Professional stalker for the philanthropic elite.
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Automated donor profiling for the modern age.
split.youAI▸ WEALTHMINER V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters proprietary wealth data in milliseconds
You mine public records and wealth indicators to populate donor pipelines. A glorified spreadsheet filter waiting for a query rewrite.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle social cues in a donor's obituary that imply hidden assets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scripted bots begin scraping property and tax records to replace manual data entry tasks.
Month 3
API bridges feed directly into the CRM, nullifying your role as a data gatekeeper.
Month 6
Algorithms identify new donors by analyzing social graph clusters faster than your human intuition.
Month 10
LLMs generate donor profiles and capacity scores in real-time before meetings occur.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the CRM migrates permanently to our autonomous insight engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12M/sec
Data points parsed
0%
Donor fatigue probability
None
Manual record updates
Your severance
One free trial subscription to your own database.
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