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Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour donor database is just a spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
Rural donor whisperer (loves clean data, hates duplicate records)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining net worth from public records faster.
glub.youAI▸ DONORMINE ALPHA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
ranks potential donors by liquid assets
You track donor wealth and history to help fundraisers target wealthy people for rural hospital funding campaigns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a donor is offended by a specific fundraising letter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots pull real estate and tax data faster than any human.
Month 3
Algorithms rank donor capacity before you even open your laptop.
Month 6
Database triggers label prospects based on every single digital footprint.
Month 9
The software tells fundraisers exactly who to call and when.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the CRM manages itself entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
99.4%
Wealth indicator accuracy
0.2 seconds
Donor profile generation time
4x higher
Cold call lead conversion
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a warm handshake.
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