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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsStop digging for ghosts and let the algorithm mine the billionaires.
Digital detective of the ultra-wealthy donor class.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the pursuit of the ultra-rich.
help!youAI▸ WEALTHMINER-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters global net worth data in milliseconds
You scour databases for wealthy targets and map their philanthropic interests to secure high-value donations.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to distinguish between a genuine interest and tax evasion.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Scraping public records creates a giant index of global wealth.
Month 3
Models learn to predict donation likelihood based on past behavior.
Month 7
The system generates prospect profiles faster than you can blink.
Month 11
Algorithms determine the exact time to send the perfect email.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your account is disabled while the system closes the deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
10,000 hourly
Wealth profiles analyzed
14 percent
Average human error
300 percent
Donation conversion lift
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one year of free access.
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