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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsSaving souls manually in the rural Midwest is a charmingly inefficient hobby.
Rural Midwest shepherd managing pews, potlucks, and prayer requests.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The digital shepherd for a scattered flock.
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delivers personalized digital sermons via holographic projection
You preside over Sunday services, visit the homebound, and navigate complex community dynamics in rural parishes.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why Mrs. Miller hates the church basement carpet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Local news apps replace the physical weekly printed church bulletin.
Year 5
Large language models draft generic sermons based on lectionary cycles.
Year 14
Conversational agents offer 24/7 empathetic listening to those in grief.
Year 22
Digital reality replaces physical attendance for the rural homebound population.
Year 33
Centralised AI entities manage administrative and liturgical duties for multiple towns.
Year 40 · D-Day
The final human-led service concludes as digital guidance becomes standard practice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
42 souls
Average Sunday attendance
High
Coffee-hour gossip rate
Delayed
Sermon delivery latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud-based prayer request services.
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