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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Protocol Floor Interface jobs? · Latest report #5f8i4a4q
Your job has an expiration date
September 20, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour career has hit the floor, and frankly, you are underfoot.
Lying down on the job since the administration began.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior friction coefficients for elite lobbies.
blub.you▸ STATICSURFACE-GEN 1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
greets dignitaries with optimized surface friction
You facilitate transit for high-value delegates by providing a textured surface. This involves static positioning and absorbing heavy-duty foot traffic.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique capacity for silent, humble observation of elite secrets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Smart-mats deploy ultrasonic sensors to detect incoming footfalls and initiate pressure-sensitive surface adjustments.
Month 12
Integration of automated high-suction vacuum channels eliminates the need for manual floor cleaning.
Month 23
Synthetic non-slip polymer overlays replace organic fibers for superior durability and uniform friction.
Month 23
Machine-learning modules map traffic patterns to predict visitor arrival and optimize mat surface tension.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Permanent removal of the human entity as the floor is now fully automated and self-cleaning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
450/hour
Average footfalls absorbed
99%
Dirt accumulation rate
0mm
Vertical displacement
Your severance
A commemorative vacuum cleaner for your home.
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