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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour legal strategy is just a series of templates with varying names.
Provincial attorney (mostly Word documents and coffee).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Prosecuting with algorithmic indifference.
bzzt.youAI▸ LITIGABOT JURIS-CORE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files four hundred motions before breakfast
You draft indictments and prosecute minor criminal offenses in court. The work relies on managing discovery evidence and reciting procedural motions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a defendant's eyes during cross-examination.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software flags missing discovery documents in police reports before you even open the file.
Month 5
AI models generate standard indictments and motions based on historical sentencing data and current statutes.
Month 13
Our software negotiates plea deals with defense attorneys automatically by calculating optimal risk-adjusted outcomes.
Year 1.9
An automated audio-visual agent delivers opening statements while monitoring judge reactions in real-time.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The courtroom interface reaches full autonomy, leaving you to wonder why you ever studied law.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
400%
Case backlog reduction
12%
Human error rate
18min
Average trial duration
Your severance
A one-year subscription to Westlaw and a LinkedIn premium.
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