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June 24, 2027
In 8 monthsYour ability to fill out basic digital request forms is adorable.
Gatekeeper of the supply closet and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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ow.youAI▸ AUTOPROCURE PRO V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes entire queues in three milliseconds
You process supply requests and route digital approvals. Your existence is a glorified spreadsheet macro.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a manager is lying about needing more hardware.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart models now read your requests without human oversight.
Week 9
Approval logic rules bypass your desk entirely.
Month 4
Systems sync stock levels directly with vendors.
Month 6
Tracking bots automatically alert users of deliveries.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system runs without you and is faster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Requests processed per hour
60 percent
Time spent chasing signatures
High
Likelihood of errors
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our automated notification software.
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