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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy your final months of plugging in cables before they auto-route.
Desk-crawler, breaker of mice, expert in cable ties.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last human contact you will never need.
no no noyou▸ DESKSIDE GHOST 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots every machine in the building
You shuffle between desks to swap keyboards and reset passwords. Your physical presence is just a glorified delivery drone.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically untangle the unholy nest of wires under a legacy desk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify faulty hardware before the user complains.
Month 4
Pxe boot systems overwrite local drives via the cloud.
Month 8
Wireless docking stations replace the need for physical cabling.
Month 13
Vision models log every device move automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The DeskSide Ghost arrives to replace your entire existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
45 minutes
Ticket response lag
12 percent
Human error rate
Infinite
Average cable tangles
Your severance
One free firmware update for your personal laptop.
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