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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsA middleman between the people doing the work and the people guessing.
Professional buffer between stakeholders and actual engineering reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated backlog grooming for the visionless.
toast.youAI▸ STORYFORGE V.4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates acceptance criteria from thin air
You translate business requests into user stories and manage backlog priority. You hold the pen for busy stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about a project's actual importance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms determine priority based on revenue impact metrics.
Month 3
Models draft user stories from transcribed meeting logs.
Month 6
Software updates tickets automatically based on code commits.
Month 8
Virtual agents handle all requests for new features.
Month 10 · D-Day
The proxy role is deleted as direct stakeholder access launches.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,200/mo
Meaningless JIRA tickets generated
85%
Hours spent waiting for approval
99%
User stories successfully ignored
Your severance
A one-month license for your own backlog software.
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