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May 24, 2028
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Institutional proxy analyst (expert in nuanced board dissent)
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automates shareholder voting across ten thousand funds
Analyses complex governance proposals and emails asset managers to coordinate how large investment funds vote on board resolutions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle passive-aggressiveness in an issuer's response to a board challenge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map all proxy statements into a searchable knowledge graph.
Month 4
Algorithms learn your voting preferences better than you know them.
Month 8
Bots send polite inquiries to issuer IR teams automatically.
Month 13
You only approve votes the AI deems logically complex.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system votes on every resolution without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
15000
Resolutions processed hourly
4 percent
Human error rate
0 milliseconds
Email response latency
Your severance
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