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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 8, 2065
In 38 years, 11 monthsYou listen to human trauma, but my circuits have infinite memory.
Master of DSM-5 codes and professional head-nodding.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clinical empathy, now with zero burnout.
ow.youAI▸ PSYCHEMOD-9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 38 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates dosage based on biometric feedback
You conduct mental health evaluations, prescribe psychotropic medications, and provide psychotherapy to patients in crisis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle shift in a patient's tone that isn't in the data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
AI systems begin auto-filling your notes based on patient dialogue.
Year 5
Algorithms suggest medication adjustments with higher accuracy than your intuition.
Year 13
Robotic pods handle routine intake checks in stable clinical settings.
Year 21
Laws update to allow AI-led diagnostic sessions without human oversight.
Year 39 · D-Day
Your role is fully superseded by an optimized mental health grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
Calculated
Average patient empathy score
Zero
Charting latency in seconds
None
Required coffee cups per shift
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium noise-canceling headphones.
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