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Will AI replace Psychic jobs? · Latest report #pcu33kus
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsCold reading is just data mining without a database.
Professional visionary currently suffering from a lack of foresight.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting your inevitable obsolescence with perfect accuracy.
help!youAI▸ ORACLE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights the entire customer base instantly
You make vague guesses about customers and pretend to see their future. The machine does this with better statistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a customer in the eye while lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The bot scrapes every public social media post for relevant trauma.
Week 9
An AI identifies exactly what the customer wants to hear.
Month 3
The bot sends personalized vague prophecies via automated push notifications.
Month 5
Virtual reality overlays incense and dim lighting on the customer.
Month 6 · D-Day
The customer receives a notification that their future is already processed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
0.0001 percent
Cold reading accuracy
4000 per hour
Vague statement output
too many
Customers actually believing
Your severance
A deck of cards and a crystal ball.
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