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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour future holds a server rack and a very low overhead.
Professional teller of vague but comforting future scenarios.
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Infinite wisdom, zero mysticism.
oof.youAI▸ ORACLEGPT V9.4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite timelines in a millisecond
You interpret abstract cards and read vague life signals for clients. Predictive algorithms do this with more data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still stare into someone's eyes to make them believe the lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Scrapes every horoscope and tarot manual ever written into one model.
Week 7
Analyzes your client's search history to predict their next worry.
Month 3
Delivers frighteningly accurate advice via an automated chat interface.
Month 5
Learns from user gullibility to refine its tone of voice.
Month 6 · D-Day
A single push notification replaces your entire career path.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12000
Cold reads per minute
99.8 percent
Average prediction accuracy
zero
Human intuition factor
Your severance
A deck of cards and a bus pass.
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