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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou analyze human trauma while our model analyzes your billable hours.
Senior Advisor (mostly evaluating, occasionally debugging human brains)
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Quantifying human suffering into binary outcomes.
bzzt.youAI▸ PSYCHEMETRIC ANALYST V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
standardizes clinical outcomes across all files
You review psychological claims for case managers. You write clinical advice for complex disability and workplace injury files.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor of hesitation in a patient's voice during calls.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your case files are uploaded to our secure parsing cloud.
Month 4
The AI drafts clinical recommendations for your routine case reviews.
Month 12
Sensors and logs trigger instant approvals for standard injury types.
Month 20
Case managers query the AI directly instead of calling you.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The final manual file review is completed by our algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4.2 minutes
Average claim review time
too high
Human empathy variance
99.9 percent
Diagnostic precision
Your severance
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