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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsRecording toddlers saying dada is not a career for a human.
Expert in corralling chaotic toddlers for science.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data collection without the diaper changes.
toast.youAI▸ INFANTSTUDY V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
logs linguistic anomalies without needing snacks
You manage child psychology studies and organize messy datasets. Soon, a software script will replace the human researcher.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a child is about to melt down before the camera does.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated email bots handle recruitment and nap-time scheduling.
Month 5
Computer vision models align eye-trackers without human intervention.
Month 13
Machine learning filters out the crying and background noise.
Month 21
Software synthesizes findings into standardized research papers.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The lab runs perfectly until the power is unplugged.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4 minutes
Toddler attention span
Too much
Manual data entry
12,000 yearly
Incentive stickers used
Your severance
A lifetime supply of gold-star stickers.
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