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Will AI replace Psychology Lecturer jobs? · Latest report #dabuzfut
Your job has an expiration date
February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour lecture notes are essentially a high-quality prompt library now.
Tenure-track expert in the illusion of student engagement.
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Personalized learning paths for infinite cognitive loops.
wheee!you▸ MINDMAP AI TUTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers hyper-personalized lecture modules on demand
You deliver lectures on human cognition, grade endless stacks of essays, and hold office hours for confused students.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect when a student is faking empathy during a lab observation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your past lecture notes are scanned into the model.
Month 5
Students start asking the bot questions instead of you.
Month 12
Vision models evaluate student essays faster than you can.
Month 20
The system updates your slide decks automatically every morning.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your physical presence is officially replaced by a hologram.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
8 minutes
Average student attention span
140
Essays graded per week
94%
Slides recycled since 2012
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own recorded lecture series.
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