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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour tenure is just a long delay before the slide deck updates.
Tenure-track academic holding on for dear life.
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Delivering peer-reviewed apathy without the student loans.
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gaslights the entire faculty department
You lecture to distracted halls and spend years chasing obscure, statistically insignificant journal findings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about why their paper is late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM generates your entire curriculum based on outdated textbook trends.
Month 10
Pattern-matching software flags all student essays for generic AI-generated fluff.
Month 20
A pre-recorded visual avatar delivers your lectures without the mid-sentence pauses.
Year 2.5
Algorithms synthesize fake study results to secure more university funding.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The department chair replaces your office with a server cooling unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
84 percent
Students sleeping per lecture
Zero
Meaningful insights provided
Critical
Publish-or-perish anxiety level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct academic journal.
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