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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour peer-reviewed struggle to find a p-value is finally expiring.
Junior academic (mostly caffeine, heavily reliant on SPSS).
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Mining the subconscious without the tenure.
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You conduct literature reviews, clean messy survey data, and fight with statistical software to find significant correlations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a participant is lying to your face in a lab.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Algorithms summarize forty years of journals while you sleep.
Month 6
Smart parsing tools delete the garbage data you usually fix.
Month 13
Models identify correlation patterns before you even start testing.
Month 18
Digital personas replace the need to recruit actual humans.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
An autonomous agent generates and submits the final research report.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
12 cups
Coffee consumed per paper
42
P-hacking attempts per month
14 percent
Replication probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own rejected articles.
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