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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour clipboard is a relic, and your consent forms are just noise.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the participant database.
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Automated subject management for the modern lab.
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automates subject recruitment and ethics compliance
You manage recruitment, scheduling, and messy participant data for academic studies. Soon, code will handle it all.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly how to calm a crying participant before they drop the study.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms replace your manual flyers with targeted digital ad-buying.
Month 4
Smart forms handle ethical verification without human intervention.
Month 8
Self-optimizing calendars reduce no-shows to near zero.
Month 13
Direct sensor feeds push study data straight into research databases.
Month 19 · D-Day
The lab runs perfectly while you look for a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
18 percent
Participant no-show rate
42 files
Forms processed per week
114 weekly
Emails sent to lab techs
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