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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou measure human behavior just so an algorithm can mimic it.
Professional over-thinker of basic human impulses.
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You design controlled experiments and analyze statistical data to infer human thought patterns and motivations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can notice when a participant is lying to save face during an interview.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart scripts scrub your CSV files without your bias.
Month 4
Large models simulate subjects based on existing historical data.
Month 8
Generative agents summarize ten thousand papers in seconds.
Month 15
Pattern recognition identifies trends humans are too slow to see.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine publishes the study while you still format citations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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