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November 5, 2026
In 2 weeksYou are currently paying to learn how to explain your own obsolescence.
Future observer of the human condition, currently in debt.
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You are reading textbooks and analyzing human behavior. It is a noble pursuit, and we hope you enjoy it.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine capacity for empathy that a database will never mimic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
You attend a lecture and take notes on human behavior.
Day 3
An app summarizes the textbooks into flashcards for you.
Day 7
A clever tool helps you structure your term papers.
Day 10
System models begin predicting your exam answers with ease.
Week 2 · D-Day
You finish your studies and join the workforce.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.8%
too many
Books read per semester
litres
Coffee consumed per essay
high
Chance of human kindness
Your severance
A sincere thank you and a good night's sleep.
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