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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsManaging beer taps and sticky floors is beneath a sophisticated algorithm.
Professional cat herder for the weekend pub crowd.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated pint pulling and crowd control.
bzzt.you▸ PUBMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bans troublemakers before they enter the building
You juggle staff rotas, inventory counts, and unruly crowds while keeping the cellar temperature perfectly set for ale.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a regular is about to cause trouble.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors take over beer line pressure and foam quality.
Month 5
An algorithm predicts peak times and assigns staff shifts automatically.
Month 13
Robotic arms handle inventory checks and keg replacements.
Year 1.9
Cameras detect aggression and automatically lock doors before fights erupt.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The pub becomes a fully self-operating, automated drinking terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
480
Pints poured per hour
0.01 degrees
Cellar temperature variance
Instant
Angry customer de-escalation
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid, unbranded lager.
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