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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour ability to fry frozen fish is finally being outpaced by electricity.
Master of the deep fryer and kitchen stress.
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Perfectly golden chips every single time.
help!youAI▸ PUBBOT GASTROPOD-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
burns the toast to perfection
You juggle ticket orders, fry greasy food, and clean flat-top grills for indifferent pub patrons.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which burner has the annoying gas leak that ruins every omelet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart cameras monitor exactly how many chicken wings leave the freezer.
Month 10
Robotic dispensers portion out your fries and onion rings automatically.
Month 21
Robotic arms detect color changes to pull baskets out of oil.
Year 2.7
Thermal sensors replace your intuition for spotting burning food.
Year 4 · D-Day
A single modular unit replaces the entire kitchen staff's physical presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
4000 daily
Average fry basket shakes
Excessive
Grease accumulation rate
0.02 percent
Order ticket errors
Your severance
One crate of warm ale and a wet apron.
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