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Will AI replace Pub Deputy Manager jobs? · Latest report #5x5b594f
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour shift rotation ends when the drink dispenser gains self-awareness.
Master of the rota and guardian of the keys.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pours perfection without the personality defects.
help!you▸ BARBOT-4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
ejects unruly patrons with silent precision
You juggle staff rotas, handle cash floats, and de-escalate drunk customers during busy Friday night service rushes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a group of regulars is about to start trouble.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
An app takes over scheduling shifts based on real-time footfall.
Month 6
Automated taps monitor flow and stock levels to kill waste.
Month 15
Tap-to-pay replaces the need for cash floats and counting.
Year 2.2
Cameras track floor spills and detect agitation in customers.
Year 3 · D-Day
The pub runs autonomously while you find a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Unlimited
Pints poured per hour
Zero friction
Customer argument resolution
0.01 percent
Glass breakage rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm tap water.
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