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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour pint-pulling skills are officially on the closing tab.
Professional pint-puller and keeper of sticky-table secrets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pours, zero bar fights.
split.youAI▸ PUBBOT HOSPITALITY SUITE▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
bans troublemakers before they enter the building
You manage drink inventory, oversee bar staff, and handle rowdy late-night customers in a high-pressure hospitality environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when to cut off a regular without starting a total riot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Smart keg scales monitor your stock levels before you do.
Month 12
Robotic taps serve perfect pints without needing a human pull.
Year 2
AI cameras identify and deny entry to potential troublemakers.
Year 3
Vacuum bots clear spills before they become a slip hazard.
Year 4 · D-Day
The pub runs perfectly without you ever needing to unlock.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
Zero
Spilled pints per shift
0 percent
Bouncer aggression levels
Nanoseconds
Last call promptness
Your severance
One lifetime voucher for a lukewarm digital beverage.
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