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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Pub Manager jobs? · Latest report #9v5fv34p
Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour ability to break up bar fights does not scale globally.
Master of rosters, keeper of keys, tamer of rowdies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The perfect host, zero hangovers.
oof.youAI▸ PUBBOT NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automatically ejects patrons with precision timing
You count inventory, handle staff rosters, pull pints during rushes, and deal with broken glass and unruly drinkers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which regular is about to cause trouble before they move.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Cameras track drink levels and monitor for aggressive body language.
Month 5
Smart scales under kegs automatically trigger orders for new supplies.
Month 14
Algorithms predict crowd density and assign the exact staff needed.
Year 2.1
Automated lines replace the manual process of pulling each pint.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The pub runs entirely on local logic, ending your human presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
240 average
Pints pulled per shift
45 seconds
Seconds to break up brawl
12 items
Broken glassware per night
Your severance
One lifetime supply of stale bar nuts.
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