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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour ability to carry three plates cannot outrun a motorized tray.
Professional plate-juggler and patron-wrangler extraordinaire.
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Efficient delivery for greasy environments.
bzzt.youAI▸ PUBBOT FLEET 400▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers hot meals without ever dropping them
You shuttle orders from the kitchen and clear sticky tables. Efficiency is just physics and cleaner floors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a group is about to get rowdy before the machine triggers.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Patrons enter orders directly so you stop walking to tables.
Month 7
Smart bins detect weight and signal for clearing tasks.
Month 20
Conveyor belts directly feed the serving robots from the pass.
Year 3
Sensors identify the shortest path between kitchen and bar seats.
Year 4 · D-Day
The pub runs entirely on magnetic tracks and automated floor sweepers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
3.2
Average spills per night
95%
Time spent walking
0.1
Orders per minute
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm tap water.
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